How about; "The Candyman" by the Beatniks
Same tune as the original "candyman" song, but with the lyrics changed.
Those of you who remember CB in the 70's know that the PMG (post master general) was also refered to as, the candyman.
The candyman....
The candyman can.
Because he comes around your suburb
and makes the band go dead.
The Candyman....
The Candyman can !
Sorry, I don't seem to have a recording of them singing it. They were just a bunch of amateur muszo's that happened to all be CB pirates in the goldern age of CB in the early 70's.