Topic: Spasticity Challenge Leader Board

[Danni]

fukk me thats the funnyest thing ive ever seen lol make some more up thats just straight up funny  BUT SO TRUE HAHAHA

[BuNtEr]

i haven?t been on UHF for over 5 years Steve so im out of touch big time i sold my gear when the blacktown crew led by burger was getting out of hand and to dangerous.

[Steve Hurstville]

Jeez Bill where would one start? I've been quietly listening for the last few weeks and any number could take the win. I honestly can't believe how short the memories of radio operators are as well and it has become obvious they get what they deserve. The racism, biggotry, prejudice and ego is all there exactly how it was when the repeater went down...

[BuNtEr]

We need a update on the leaderboard steve lol

[w-churchill]

What to do when you meet a F--ktard?
Smile, don't make eye contact, avoid conversation, and quickly walk away.
 Or, immerse yourself in their habitat and learn the way of the f--ktards. Then (if you aren't bitten and turned into one, or eaten alive by them..) come back to the real world, publish a novel on it, use your earnings to: a) help the f--ktards of the world become more human; b) retire to a mansion in Suffers Paradise. I tried to have some sympathy for the poor bastards, but Jesus it's just f--king impossible.

One of the most f--ktarded things about f--ktarded is that no matter what you
tell them, they will never know, or believe, that they are a fucktarded,
because fucktards are also renowned not to know what f--

The Texan suseeded in putting the wynston out of bussiness he was capable of holding a peg longer on his nose than wynston.

Did you mean?

The Texan SUCCEEDED in putting Wynston out of BUSINESS, he was capable of holding a on his nose longer than Wynston.

"Yeah that to"

ktardation even is.
This is conventionally attributed to genetic deprecation of An Heroism,
unless the f--ktarded is also a f-g, in which case he is a weapon of god
against mundanes, and only by that grace permitted to live.

[Wynston]

What to do when you meet a F--ktard?
Smile, don't make eye contact, avoid conversation, and quickly walk away.
 Or, immerse yourself in their habitat and learn the way of the f--ktards. Then (if you aren't bitten and turned into one, or eaten alive by them..) come back to the real world, publish a novel on it, use your earnings to: a) help the f--ktards of the world become more human; b) retire to a mansion in Suffers Paradise. I tried to have some sympathy for the poor bastards, but Jesus it's just f--king impossible.

[W Churchill]

 

The Texan suseeded in putting the wynston out of bussiness he was capable of holding a peg longer on his nose than wynston.

Did you mean?

The Texan SUCCEEDED in putting Wynston out of BUSINESS, he was capable of holding a on his nose longer than Wynston.

"Yeah that to"

[Steve Hurstville]

The Texan suseeded in putting the wynston out of bussiness he was capable of holding a peg longer on his nose than wynston.

Did you mean?

The Texan SUCCEEDED in putting Wynston out of BUSINESS, he was capable of holding a on his nose longer than Wynston.

[Wynstonchurchill]

The Texan suseeded in putting the wynston out of bussiness he was capable of holding a peg longer on his nose than wynston.

[BuNtEr]

Listen to Night ride on syd07, thats one for the cards, says he runs multi million dollar companies, and that he knows everything about computers, networking, hacking and radios. only job he has with with his dad that didn't last long as he went on compo for stress of the job, lucky if he was there a few months.

what a tool he is lives in the back shed of Crackle and Mary dip shit in 7 hills doing dodgy deals with radios.

night rider never really had a life of his own always lives off of other people. gets on drunk every pention day.

My ratings for Knight Rider

Signal                          0
Audio                          0
Originality                    -100
Entertainment Value     -100
Irritation Value             -100
Persistence                  1
Spasticity                     +200,000

That would make him a 0.25 inch dickhead

[grant]

As a scanner owner, I keep the Cb running in the background, mainly Channel 1 but sometimes Channel 7.
It has changed a lot over the last 5 years since I started listening, mainly for the worse
Without a doubt, the Rock is in a special class of his own .... even outgunning Tripper for sheer crazy stuff .... though Tripper would win on overall point score
I heard it said yesterday that the guy should be dead, given the quantity of drugs he has "pumped" (a favourite rock word) through his system
The Rock is a true original
Crude, rude and disgusting are too nice a word to describe him
Some of his sayings are clangers ..... "They promised her the world .... and gave her an atlas"
And he just blew me away with his latest creation "AOE escorts"  (Anal-only escorts)

Grant

My ratings for the Rock

Signal                          1
Audio                          2
Originality                     5
Entertainment Value      2
Irritation Value              5
Persistence                  5
Spasticity                     5

That would make him a 3.75 inch dickhead

[Steve Hurstville]

Well it's been a while since I voiced an opinion about the state of CB radio so let's get started on some of the operators who really need to be told. The Spasticity Challenge is a regular point score for outstanding displays of spasticity on SYD01. I'll do my best to monitor and score the contestants on a weekly basis and add a few quotes where possible.
If you hear something worth a mention please post here and we'll give it a score to add to the individual tally. Each contestant will be rated on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being poor and 5 outstanding. Penis sizes are calculated on average score of the other categories, so 1 inch is given for each average point.

The contestants for the Inaugural Spasticity Challenge 2008 are:

Milo.
This dribbling loser spends his days semi conscious, rambling inaudible crap for hours on end. Rumour has it that years of drug abuse have eroded what few brain cells he has and all he has to live for is the occassional acknowledgement of his existence on radio with short bursts of abuse aimed at him. Methadone may be the answer!!
Ratings:
Signal                          1
Audio                          1
Originality                     1
Entertainment Value      2
Irritation Value              2
Persistence                  3
Spasticity                     5

Average Score (penis size)   2.14 inches making him a muddy spastic with a small penis.


The Texan
There's a photo of this guy next to "Obsessive Compulsive" in the dictionary. This guy is Winston Version 2.1 with an even bigger peg on his nose, smaller vocabulary and matching small penis. All through the day we hear "Apologise Russel" from a creature who should say sorry for stealing our oxygen. Your a winner Tex, a real wart on the penis of CB radio.
Ratings:
Signal                          2
Audio                          4
Originality                     1
Entertainment Value      1
Irritation Value              3
Persistence                  5
Spasticity                     4

Average Score (Penis size) 2.85 inches of wrinkled gay penis

Nick Harris
Nicks been quiet on Ch1 lately but based on average performance in the spasticty challenge he deserves a guernsey. Average points on the scoring were bolstered when he tried to have Spud charged with wilful damage and ended up looking like a fat unemployed liar in court when the judge accepted my evidence that the fence was damaged prior to Spuds visit to him as "Entirely credible and accepted as fact" hahaha. Just rembember Nick, a 250U and co-phased beams are no substitute for a penis and a life mate.
Ratings:
Signal                          5
Audio                          5
Originality                     3
Entertainment Value      1
Irritation Value              5
Persistence                  2
Spasticity                     3

Average Score (Penis size) 3.4 inches. (somehow I believe this score may be generous)

Brandog
Where do you start in describing this toss pot. Brandog is a one man band of spasticity, cowardness, brown nosing, repressed homosexuality and he has a smile that would scare a mako shark. There are few exponents of spasticity on CB radio who could match this guy in the ugly stakes. Simply put, he had a great head for radio! Brandog is one of the few operators who has scored a perfect record of saying the wrong thing since he first keyed up on Ch1. Lets look at some memorable ones.
"I'm a cop"
"I used to be a cop"
"I was training to be a cop but got thrown out"
"Copy Alana?"
"Yes I'm homosexual"
"Yes I'm bisexual"
Ratings:
Signal                          3
Audio                          4
Originality                     4
Entertainment Value      1
Irritation Value              5
Persistence                  5
Spasticity                     5

Average Score (Penis size) 3.85 inches making him one big spastic penis!!

Swollen Colin
I'm sure all you readers know about good o'l swollen colon. Colin burst onto the SYD01 scene in typical moronic fashion. He couldn't get anyone to notice him or chat to him so he chose to ratbag the shit out of the repeater with a toy dog that made barking sounds. Colin quickly attracted attention and was tracked down double time then the usual crying and bitching started. Colin has a rare quality in the spasticity competition that gives him that edge... A thoroughly nausiating voice! Coupled with a total disregard for the need to say anything remotely intellient, this makes Swollen Colon a serious contender in the Spasticity Challenge.
Ratings:
Signal                          5
Audio                          5
Originality                     3
Entertainment Value      2
Irritation Value              5
Persistence                  5
Spasticity                     3

Average Score (Penis size) 4 inches, the biggest spastic penis so far!!

I know the attention span of radio operators is small so I'll post the rest of the contenders later. You can look forward to seeing the following.
Teddy
Mad Dog
The Rock
Echo
Neil AKA Guido
Tripper