Hi Craig, welcome to CBdomain and CB radio. I think it's important to welcome new radio operators and assist them with the best possible advice so here goes...
1) Never meet CB radio operators, too many of them are wankers, thieves, liars, backstabbers, homosexuals and spastics in general.
2) Don't tell any of the wank stains on CB radio any personal details about yourself because too many of them are wankers, thieves, liars, backstabbers, homosexuals and spastics in general.
3) Never transmit from home because too many of them are wankers, thieves, liars, backstabbers, homosexuals and spastics in general and when you finally have an arguement with one (and you will) they will track you down and do gutless covert sh1t to you or your property because as I said many of them are wankers, thieves, liars, backstabbers, homosexuals and spastics in general.
4) If you think a CB radio operator is a homo then he probably is.
5) If you think a CB radio operator is a thief then he probably is.
6) If you think a CB radio operator is a wanker then he probably is.
7) If you think a cb radio operator is a big mouthed, opinionated, psuedo academic with a bald head, a smile like a gummy shark and really isnt half as smart as he makes out because he's reading facts on whatever subject is being talked about from some webpage he googled then say "Hi JD, have you paid your maintenance?"
I hope I've helped....
Steve
