A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.
The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only ?20."
"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.
Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result, its language is a touch fruity."
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up.
"I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".
So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman, " F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam."
"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel" scolds the woman trying not to laugh.
A little later, the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
"Un-f**king believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new hookers," says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum! Tell your parrot to shut up: we're not prostitutes," complain the girls but nevertheless, they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband Dave comes home.
Seeing him, the parrot squawks loudly "In-f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, two new hookers, but the same old punters.
