I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought
I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone Booths when your
Calling for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself
Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right
curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful
legs all the way up You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what
the heck, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my Room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all
alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I
want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do
it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby.
Now, how does that sound?"
She says,
"That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9.
